I haven't blogged in awhile. I owe it due to this:-Ps I edited my most on 04 Sept 07 10pm-
(Ahh!!Sun in my eyes!)
Finally got installed as the head prefect on last Wednesday.Sigh..More work to do.
Anyways read about it
here at Clam's NEW blog.(as you know how much I dislike blogging on old news,news that has already been blogged on and news that has reached its due date)
-Read about it also at
Chris's blogHow i spent my Merdeka.Here's a teaser.
Jia Yuan's Blog!
Check it out at clams blog here as well!
My Steamboat meal at May Lau's blog
Fireworks!
Wild Partying!Wild Dancing!
Drinking!
Its what I like to call REZEKI
Merdeka morning was decked with very hot and (very drunk) girls who just had a tad too much Jack Daniels and beer for their own good. Whats happening to people these days? Cant they hold their god damned liquor?
Anyways here is a countdown for some of the most memorable moments during merdeka
E Rated:
5. Eating!
-Doughnuts....yum....seafood...yum....Steamboat.....yum
4.Meeting new friends(and old)
-Jia Yuan.Knew his online persona.Didn't know the person.Its a small small world.
3.Partying!
-Some stupid went and ordered IMPORTED German Beer that tasted like water.(more like goat piss) My wallet was crying that night.
2.Dancing!
-It was very crowded, other peoples dancing was worse than mine, other people were drunk shitless, people were making out in public, i was breathing in alcohol in its refined gaseous state. Yeah. this is the life.
1.Fireworks!
-11 minutes of spontaneous combustion!WooHoo!
18Sx rated-(Lets say they involved really drunk/or really desperate people)
5. VomitingA couple, both drunk sitting on the stairs. The girls is much drunker then the guy. Props:one plastic bag. Materials used: Vomit 3 mole/dm3. Not pretty
4. Making Out Location: Laundry. Involves a guy and a girl. What they were doing:Making out
They were making out when I popped in they were still making out when I popped out and when I came back in after a drink, they were still at it. Could have made it to 1 but the fact that both were shit ugly just spoiled the moment. It was either they were really-really drunk or really-really desperate.
3. Potential Gang Bang?
Senario:3 guys and one extremely drunk girl. The guys were slightly drunk but the girl was over the edge. She was acting like a little 5 year old girl. Pouting,all the way. Couldn't walk in a straight line,fell down a few times and proceeded to act all manja-manja. Did I mention the fact she had really horny eyes,was groping the fella all over the place and just seemed so drunk and.....easy? Lets just assume the guy had a great merdeka. Did I mention they were malay?
2.Wild dancing
Hot DRUNK chicks wearing some resemblance of a top dancing suggestively against any random guy/or girl.Me like-y!
1.Wardrobe malfunction
Its after the wonderful fireworks display. I am walking past Laundry then i see this lady wearing a really revealing top.She is on the floor. Her definition of drunk is stoned drunk beyond help of man or god. Her hair was wild,all over her face. She was moaning and mumbling in a semi-erotic way. Her drunk Bf tried to help her up. But she was to drunk to care. She tried pushing away.By now a small crowd had gathered. By now a large proportion of her jewels were visible but still in the acceptable range. Still oblivious to the growing crowd, her struggle intensified, as her top slipped further and further down,past the level of decency. Finally there was a collective gasp from the crowd as finally her jewels were liberated for all to see. They were
just dangling there,wobbling,Jiggling and she was too drunk to care.
For your lovely jewels I place you at number 1 baby!
Well thats that.Not much too say, but I have got allot of work to do,allot to plan and allot to execute.
So until something cool,new and tangible comes up,
Toodle do!
