Stop all this Spm related Content!Lest I blow up the head of every 17-year old Malaysian blogger!

Stop all this Spm related Content!Lest I blow up the head of every 17-year old Malaysian blogger!

I will refrain from further speaking of the Spm examinations. It’s a boring waste of time and studying for it is already boring enough let alone moaning and groaning about it. Spm comes and goes every year and practically every Malaysian student blogger at the age 17 is flooding the already congested internet with content of Spm related issues. Stop I say to this mindless chatter and do something more constructive like entering ‘kuiz sms’ every time I listen to the radio its dedicate this dedicate that to Spm. It’s bad enough that students waste their time studying for this ritual of ascension but to waste their parent’s valuable money on these dedications that make money for evil corporate gain? Not only is ranting on Spm a waste of time but it is slowing the governments aim to attract more tourists on par with visit Malaysia year 2007. Who wants to visit a nation full of studious people who obviously care only for Spm. The volume of Spm related topics is amassing into a sickening amount. On top of that, with the power of the internet these issues will be enshrined forever in the digital dumpsite which the internet has come to be. Stop polluting the environment I say. Talk on more constructive issues such as race politics and religion. Students need to stop acting like frogs under coconut shells lest they drop our nation’s water face.

Back again no thanks to the wonder of spm!!!

I have been absent from the blogosphere recently due to a myriad of reasons namely the current spm examinations (o-levels). Well happy to say at the time of writing half of my subjects have been put away in the annals of time never to be touched again. Well next week the real trial begins with all the elective subjects coming up starting with add maths, physics, chemistry and then biology. Well my freedom will be quickly cut short by passing out parade training lasting only several days (21st of December). Due to the short period of time allocated to training, it has been proposed to do night training as well. Well although it’s troublesome it is after all the end of 4 years of suffering in this hallowed institute. It also can be seen as another 1st (besides night training) is the reported usage of ceremonial swords by senior putras, something only reserved for the JUOs (Junior Under Officers) and SUOs (Senior Under Officers) as ranks holders of rmc. These rank holders are like prefects of sorts and ensure law and order in rmc. Senior putras can be seen as committee members of sorts.

Well next week will be a very-very busy week full of fun activities such as studying, studying and more studying. Yay for the wonders of last minute bursts of frantic energy. I also salute the wonders of modern drugs mainly caffeine which has brought me trough many nights with its god given magical properties. Well it can also attribute to the 15 hour slumber that I invoked last Thursday after I accumulated a credit of to many sleeping hours. Remember the usage of drugs in studying such as in sports can see wonderful effects but the down time can see symptoms such as foul moods, overall crankiness and just plain sleepiness. So unless you are a balding middle age denizen don’t rely on coffee as your source of life force. You will end up feeling like a middle age denizen. Well I will just like to thank my PAMA (papa mama) sponsor who sponsored my every need such as sachets of Nescafe, milo, horlicks, and kopiko coffee.

Well I shall conduct a useful experiment during the passing out parade to document the eventual blackening, burning and sick peeling of my skin. If marching isn’t a carcinogen god knows burning plastic bags is. The darkening index which I will term the hwong index shall measure how burnt the skin of my face will be. I shall also compare skin care products as a promotional means as well as a source of funds to buy my self a new laptop. Those interested may apply. :)

Who knows what lies ahead after spm? I plan on making lots and lots of money through the hallowed institute that is the internet and corporate prowess. Well that is the future. Still got weeks of exams, tests, peperiksaan and ujian to look forward to. For those spm goers below I shall instill some tips for those interested. Enjoy.


Soalan Bocor / tips spm

SPM Fizik/PhysicsPaper 2

Section A
1. Alat pengukuran dan ralat
2. Gerakan linear, halaju, pecutan dan pita detik
3. Tranformer dan litar eletrik
4. Termometer
5. Pembiasan, pantulan dalam penuh
6. Daya-daya paduan
7. Get-get logik
8. Prinsip Bernoulli

Section B
9. Inersia
10.Gelombang, interferen dan panjang gelombang

SectionC
11. Radioaktif dan isotop dan kegunaan radiaoaktif dalam industri
12. Muatan haba tentu dan haba pendam tentu

Paper 3
Section A
1. Prinsip Archemedes
2. Pemanjangan spring dengan hukum Hooke
Section B
3. Hubungan tekanan cecair dengan kedalaman yang berlainan
4. Hubungan jarak objek dengan jarak imej kanta cembung

SPM Kimia/ChemistryPaper 2
Section A
1. Tindak balas penyesaran
2. Jadual berkala dengan no atom dan isotop / susunan elektron
3. Hidrokarbon alkena dan alkana
4. Proses Sentuh
5. Tindakbalas kalsium karbonat dengan asid
6. Lemak dan minyak

Section B
1. Proses Haber atau penyulingan Petroleum
2. Penghasilan getah

Section C1. Mencari formula empirik
2. Proses elektrolisis

Paper 3
1. Takat lebur dan takat didih
2. Sel kimia
3. Eksperimen kereaktifan logam terhadap oksigen

SPM Biologi/BiologyPaper 2
Section A
1. Struktur dan fungsi sel haiwan
2. Kepekatan larutan
3. Enzim
4. Koordinasi saraf dan kimia
5. Meosis

Section B
1. Respirasi sel
2. Sistem peredaran manusia dan haiwan dan pertahanan badan

Section C
3. Nutrisi tumbuhan
4. Hukum Mendel

Paper 3
1. Variasi
2. Peranan mikroorganisma

Add math/matematik Tambahan
You pandai-pandailah. The same thing comes out every year.